Mon 28 Dec ∞ Permalink

Hey ladies, a bit of advice…

hereblog:

UGGs make you look immature and self-unaware. I can’t tell you how many times I have been attracted to a woman until I noticed her UGGs. Is she a high schooler trying to look older? Is she a college-age sorority robot? Is she a post-college arrested-development wanna-be? Either way, I’m not interested, and neither are my extremely attractive, sophisticated friends.

I know the above considerations will be most important to many of you, but I’d also like to point out that UGGs are the product of unimaginable suffering for the sheep that are tortured and killed in the name of $150 fashion failures.

So please — just quit it with the UGGs. I only want you to be happy.

Look, Uggs are so hideous, not even your mom would wear them.  (Har har, just kidding.  Your mom is beautiful.)

That these shoes have the unique power to make a woman’s legs resemble tree stumps  is beside the point.  They’re the man dog of the shoe department: sheepskin outer on top of wool lining on top of suede/leather heel.  That’s gross.  Do NOT wear these shoes, people!

If you love the way they look, hey, HAPPY ALTERNATIVE: