Am I extremely behind the times, or did no one else know that the vampires in Stephanie Meyer’s inane teen novel have been dubbed vegetarian? Explanation? They don’t drink human blood. No wonder so many people are so terribly confused about what is and what is not vegetarian. If it wasn’t bad enough that Meyer’s vampires are “ethical” because they don’t drink from humans, they’ve been assigned the blatant misnomer “vegetarian.” Well, at least Meyer’s monsters are not committing any real misdeeds, like engaging in sexual activity.